Why Won’t Boris Let Canadian Golfers In But Allow Americans?

That lousy Red List UK quarantine…Is it because your hair is white like the President and not a dark as our PM proudly displays? Could it be that having a province named New Scotland (Nova Scotia) is not clear enough and you prefer Idaho? Is it because we have the oldest golf club and golf course in North America and you want the newer golfing guys? Can I say it is because as a Commonwealth nation, we loyally joined our British allies at the beginning of each World War and not later like America did in both of them and this was preferred? Could it be because our percentage of fully vaccinated Canadians is higher than our American friends and you think this is better? Is Stanley Thompson’s name (our great course architect) not Scottish enough? Could it be because Canucks have a greater partier reputation for beer drinking than the Yanks (we are proud of this and our beer is better)? Is it because we spell whisky the same as the Scots with no “e” unlike the Americans? Come on Boris. Open your borders. Think of the revenue you lose. Colonial golfers demand to play links golf, consume deep fried Mars bars, quaff Belhaven’s, and sip Dalmore whiskies eh?